November 9, 2008

Obligatory Tech Week Post

Hello Friends,

Things I don’t understand:

1. Why am I so tired?

2. Why do I feel like I have a yeast deficiency?

3. Why did the Chocolate Festival in NY this weekend feature bacon-wrapped chocolate? (or was it chocolate-wrapped bacon?)

4. Why didn’t my dad become President and buy me a goldendoodle?!?!

I need a nap.

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