June 4, 2008

(continued…)

I had a dream last night that Danity Kane broke up. And the kicker was, I really gave a damn about that. My mind really needs some relief.

This week, I have been sheparding around a group of 77 year old alumnae. They are an interesting bunch. Most are wonderfully charming and are amused by their attemts at flirting. But a few of them are straight up cautionary tales. I will NOT be a headband wearing, waiter pestering, Me-and-Barry annoying, name dropping, beligerent nuisance….but that wasn’t anyone in particular or anything.

Favorite Quotation thus far:

(woman after she and her friend giggle and stumble their way out of the ballroom):

“You have to understand. We are old…and have drank a…lot.” Classy.